i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
looks down at my bloodstained shirt as i say this before passing out as sarcastically as possible
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No but seriously, according to EMTs/paramedics, this is a VERY common joke for people to make after a very bloody injury. Especially older men.
Essentially, dads cannot be stopped and will dad joke even while bleeding to death.
I fucking love knowing this.
Still can’t get over how much of an 8D chess move it was of me to get a puppy that really needs a lot of walks and interaction with people etc. Like you go past Robin, put yourself in a situation where you literally have no choice but to be more physically and socially active. It’s a real great hack to get a healthier lifestyle
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
ugh damn it now that ive seen this and will def forget about it in the morning i have to stay up another hour to reblog it cuz of stupid timezones
here’s the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of “vpn review” sites too
In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:
ExpressVPN
Private Internet Access
Zenmate
CyberGhost
And the VPN review sites they purchased are:
vpnMentor
Wizcase
So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.
wowie the prey instinct of “if i’m just very still and quiet maybe they won’t hurt me” sure is strong tonight
i know last year was hard for everyone in general, but if anyone has any spare good vibes or similar things i’d appreciate it a lot if you would send some my way
